Ashley's a witch who lives in a haunted mansion with her familiar, Red. I don't think she even knows why she works for Wario, but her microgames have a distinctly morbid sense of humour that speaks rare volumes about her inner workings. She's always learning new spells and is completely detached from everything around her. You know that one kid in class who always got way into dissecting animals and thought everything else was like, so lame? That's her. A regular Wednesday.