Casting Call ^BETA » Super Mario Bros. Z

"Hmm? Wuzzat? [steps closer to Emerald] Looks like some kind of shiny rock. [smiles] Well, no one else seems to be around. I doubt if anyone would mind if I took it. [grabs Emerald] [the following sentence only appears for a few seconds] It will make a great gift for Goombella. [back to normal] Maybe she'll finally go out with me once I..."

"Huh? What's going on? Is there a storm coming?"

"What the great galloping goombas is that???!!!"

"Don't be so surprised Sonic. I only carried out what I was originally programmed to do. Except my method was far more efficient."

"Yet you didn't. You underestimated me. And now you're paying the price. You are the only one standing between me and ultimate power. Now give me the last Chaos Emerald. Otherwise I will destroy you."

"Hehehe... AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Finally at long last, I have all seven Chaos Emeralds!!! Now begins the invincible empire of Master Mecha Sonic!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

"Good afternoon Kart fans and welcome to the 5th annual Mario Kart Grand Prix. I am your host, Lakilarry. We will now kick things off with a head to head race between fierce rivals."

"Introducing first, riding in Red Fire... The Heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom... Mario and Luigi of the Mario brothers!"

"Oh no! He wants to kidnap the princess!"

"Presenting the great king of all Koopas and soon to be master of the Mushroom Kingdom... I give you... The Amazing Bowser!!!!"

"PARAPPA THE RAPPER!!!!!"

"Hold it right there Mario!!! Surrender yourself this instant.... Or else I'll turn your precious princess into a Goomba!!!"

"Well, Hello there Mario... Sorry to "Crash" your little "Mario Party". But today, I have a little date with destiny."

"Hey cloudboy! How did you know about my plan?"

"For you my dear mushroom munching moron have been a thorn in my side for too long, so I've decided the only fitting punishment would be to beat the living tar out of you in front of all your fans."

"Bowser has returned to cause havoc in the mushroom kingdom once again. Can Mario find the strength to thwart his evil arch enemy like before? Or will the winds of change blow in the big green tyrants direction? Find out in the next exciting episode of Super Mario Bros Z!!!"

"Thanks for letting us stay in your castle your highness. It's roomy, and comfy too. Yeah, I could get used to this."

"The name's Sonic the hedgehog! And the serious guy next to me is Shadow."

"No Shadow! You know very well we can't do this alone. And besides, these guys know this world better than we do. We're gonna need their help if we ever want to recover..... the Chaos Emeralds!"

"*giggles* You're welcome. It's the least I could do after you saved me."

"Chaos Emeralds? Do you know what a Chaos emerald is Toadsworth?"

"Take Yoshi along with you too Mario. I'm sure his sensitive nose will be able to sniff them out."

"Quite right. We would have been in rather a sticky wicket if you fine fellows hadn't shown up at that moment. Eh wot."

"Jolly good show. Now, What did you say your names were?"

"Good gravy!!!! Do you have any idea what could happen if that overgrown brute, Bowser was to get his filthy claws on them? The results would be catastrophic!!!!!"

"[angrily] This matter doesn't concern them Sonic!!! This is our problem, and only us two should deal with it."

"[shouting angrily]I don't believe this!!! You numbskulls would lose your heads if they weren't attached to your freakin' shoulders!"

"[angrily almost shouting] I've had just about enough of these Sideshow freaks!!!!"

"[chuckles] Now now. No need to get your fur in a knot. For I have invented something to help you boys on your quest. Behold!!!"

"Ah ha. But it isn't just any Game Boy. It's my latest invention... The "GBC ChaosEgaddularRadulator!!!""

"[chuckles, looks up] Mock it if you will. But it takes a true genius to appreciate such creative naming. But I digress. Gather around and i'll show you boys how it it works. After hearing that all of you were searching for the Emeralds, I went to my lab and made a radar that could lock onto their unique energy signature. I'm sure it will help you find them quicker."

"Radical job dudes. Those losers totally didn't see that one coming."

"Okay dudes. All we need to do now is take this gem to the boss... He might even give us a raise for a job well done?"

"Duuuuude. Who are you?"

"'Twas nothing dude. You shoulda seen the looks on their faces. Priceless!"

"Whooooahhh, Gnaaaaaarrrrrllly! What just happened?"

"Totally! These things are way too good for the boss."

"I agree. It's a total bummer that I forgot to bring my camera."

"Hey bros, look what I just snagged! It's the gadget that nutty professor built."

"Don't blame me dude. This is like "totally righteous technology" maaaaan."

"Dude. You mean we're actually getting paid for this?"

"Yeah. No wonder those losers were wanting it back. It must have some totally awesome powers."

"Dude, I swear those punks just ripped off our intro."

"Young Yoshi. Why do you side with the invaders and not you fellow brethren? {Yoshi talks} We are fighting to protect our land from our enemies. Now step aside."

"I can’t believe it. It really IS Mario!!! I hardly recognized you with that big moustache. My, look how you’ve grown. It’s been such a long time. Do you remember me? I had a feeling you wouldn’t. You were only a baby when we parted ways….I am the Yoshi that helped you get back home when you landed on this island. My fellow Yoshis. These people are not our enemies. Release them. As you can see, I am now the chief of this tribe. And I’ve told everyone the story of our adventures together. It’s good to see that you’ve matured over the years. It seems like only yesterday……"

"We ARE a peace loving race. But sadly….Recent events have made a huge impact on our lives. You see, It all started about 5 days ago. I was busy taking one of my morning strolls when I came across this strange purple stone."

"Well, lookie here, team. We are barely gone for ten minutes and we already have intruders swarming across our island trying to steal our "Amethyst of Might"."

"We'll call it whatever we wanna call it. And there's nothing you can do about it. [Close up of Axem Red] Hold the phone...... My, it's a small world after all. It's our old buddy Mario."

"Pretty Snazzy, huh? Master Smithy was kind enough to revive and upgrade us after our last encounter. Then tasked us to patrol the Mushroom Kingdom in search of a suitable power source so we may restore his powers. [Close up of Axem Red holding the Emerald] That's where the amethyst comes into the plan. After invading the island and studying this stone. We found out it was capable of generating large amounts of power. But one won't be enough to restore Master Smithy to full capacity. So we forced the native dinosaurs to dig up the island in order to find more of them."

"My, my, These guys sure have attitude problems."

"Did you say Mario? I still owe him a knuckle sandwich from our last encounter."

"So. That is the Emerald Radar you losers were talking about."

"Imbecile! Is food all you ever think about? ya big lummocks!"

"We like what we do!"

"Whoah... heh... did the Breaker Beam just do that?"

"We eat donuts!"

"They won't be so cocky once I slice off their big mouthes."

"Speaking of Sandwiches, I'm hungry. How about we grab a bite at McGoombas?"

"We wear the trendiest clothes!"

"Are you okay Red? You don't look too good."

"I'm terribly sorry, Lord Kamek, but I'm under strict orders from the king himself to make sure no one disturbs him until further notice."

"Nevertheless, the King won't be ready to see you until he is done having his tantrum."

"In any case, I can't let you pass until he has calmed down. Please come back later."

"There you are! I've been looking all over for you!"

"I just got back from my vacation. But as for you, I'm very disappointed in you. The moment I got back here, I checked your bedroom and what did I find? Everything was neat and tidy! I thought I told you to mess up your room before I got back? How am I supposed to teach you bad manners when you're constantly behaving yourself?! [brief pause] Enough of your excuses, Young Magikoopa! Go to your room this instant and mess it up!"

"*cough* But, your Repulsiveness, I bring urgent news from our spies located around the ocean. It would seem that your loyal minions, the Koopa Bros., have "turned in their shells"...."

"You bellowed, King Dad?"

"Oh, boy! We're going on a vacation!"

"Ah, your Majesty. What do I owe the presence of your greatness?"

"There, isn't it a beauty? I call it the Omega Doomship. The Koopa workforce that you've supplied me with have already finished construction. All I need is to work on the onboard computer defense systems before it can be safety launched."

"I'm glad you asked, my Liege. I just finished working on it moments before your arrival. It has been built and programmed precisely to the very last detail that you gave me. All that's left now is to activate it. Shall I do the honours?"

"Greetings, Master Mario. It has been a while. I trust you are in good health?"

"Ah hah! Looks like the Professor's suspicions were spot on. The readings indicate that the Emerald is currently underground. Fortunately, I possess a detailed map of the pipe maze, so it should not take very long to find it."

"According to our current location and the data from my map computer..... that pipe holds the highest probability of success. BACK TO ADVENTURE!"

"What are you talking about? Your the one with the map!"

"Hey, whats that?"

"Great going! You got us totally (bleep) lost! [bleep as in like "f**king" or such curse word]"

"Yeah?! Well, it was your idea in coming here in the first (bleep) place!"

"Hmm. I don't know It kinda looks like..."

"Mario? O-Omigosh! Do you remember me Mario?! I'm Goombella! Y'know, from back in Rogueport? It's been SO long since I last saw you!"

"Oh, come ON, professor! Surely you're not vexing over that silly stopwatch again?"

"Ugh, we've looked, like, EVERYWHERE in this stinking place! NOTHING! We did find one pipe deep underwater."

"Oh! What's this? It appears we have visitors!"

"I say, old chaps. Would you two happen to be the rescue party sent by Professor Frankly?"

"Let's listen to them Goombella! I think we're in over our heads with this one!"

"Hello? Is this thing on? Hello? HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"That's because many people dismissed it as a myth. But the discovery of an ancient journal proves that it truly exist. That pipe that lies before you is really a dimensional gate leading to this unusual dimension. And those who enter become trapped... FOREVER!!!"

"Elvin and I are working as fast as we can. It's just not as easy solving a thousand-year old myth under this much pressure."

"Sssstand down, men. I shall deal with thesssse pedlarsss myssself."

"Ssssilence, you little fool! You haven't even worth of my time. Thissss fight issss between me and Mario, Sssso, if you don't mind, I ssssuggest you three ssssit thissss one out."

"Sssso, we meet, Mario. I have waited long for the day that I could finally faccce you in mortal combat. None of your friendsssss can interrupt our bout now that I have turned them all to sssstone"