The Goon

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If you haven't read Eric Powell's fantastic comic book The Goon yet, seek it out, because it's very, very, very good. A movie adaption has been in the works for a few years now... hasn't really gotten off the ground yet, but I'm staying optimistic. Here's an idea of what I feel the cast should sound like (bolded are, with luck, still official):

Clancy Brown - The Goon
Paul Giamatti - Franky
Dan Castellaneta - The Zombie Priest, Willy Nagel
Richard Doyle - Buzzard
Tom Wyner - Labrazio
Anthony Head - Dr. Alloy
Keith Silverstein - Norton, Spider, Cat
Morena Baccarin - Mirna
Diedrich Bader - Merle
Stephen Root - Charley Mudd, Fishy Pete
David Herman - Bill Mudd, Houstus Grave
Robin Atkin Downes - Skinny, Wicker
Alanna Ubach - Taliba, Smitty
Lucien Dodge - Specs
Nicki Rapp - Charlotte
Melissa Disney - Isabella, Pee-Wee
Vanessa Marshall - Aunt Kizzie, Dog
Susanne Blakeslee - Momma Norton
Phil Morris - Lazlo, "The Indian"
Jay Johnston - Peaches Valentine
Charlie Adler - El Lagarto Hombre